Meat Mitch Char Bar Table Sauce

THIS IS OUR TABLE SAUCE...please do not spill on the table or you will be chewing wood. When in doubt, JUST ADD SAUCE! Use it for ribs, steak, brisket, pork, foie gras, chicken, 9 irons, eggs, chili, your mother-in-law, use it to water your flowers. WHOMP!

Ingredients: water, tomato paste, sugar, apple cider vinegar, distilled vinegar, brown sugar, salt, spices (including celery seed), natural flavors, dehydrated garlic and onion, lemon juice concentrate.